Let's Settle This Once and for All
Every Language Snob in the English-speaking world is now cordially invited to kiss my ass.
Remember all those stuck-up frontbutts who've told you, over the years, that there is no English rhyme for "orange?" The next time some dumbass pulls that, look him straight in the eye and say: "Door-hinge, you fucking goof." Then tell him you stole it from me. (And send me a dollar.)
If they want to pretend it's actually pronounced "or-raynj," say: "Short-range, you babbling fool." (And send me a dollar.)
And if they insist on pronouncing in the French mode--"or-rahnj"--say: "Melange, you kriffing snake." And tell them to shut the fuck up. (And, of course, send me a dollar.)
Don't forget to inform them that every time THEY use this to embarrass some midwit English major, they have to send me a dollar, too. Et cetera.
No rhyme for orange, my ass.